Cute Kitties and Cat Prayer!

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To NEVER tell a human that

The world is really ruled by CATS!

Crazy Cat Pics

Cat Facts

If your cat likes to climb the Christmas tree, hang a lemon or orange scented air freshner on the bark. They don't care for those smells and will leave the tree alone.
Cats speak to humans who speak to them. They also get their security from your voice, so watch your tone.
Cats rub up against objects and people in an attempt to put their scent on them, i.e. "mark them"
Cats purr when they are feeling any strong emotions.
30% of a cat's waking hours are spent on grooming.
Your cat prefers eating out of a clean bowl in the same quiet spot everyday.
Cat's bite out of pleasure as well, so when your done petting your cat, if he/she bites you, it may not be a negative response.
In order to cover their trails from predators, cats bury their feces.
A cat who rolls over and exposes its stomach to you, feel very safe and secure around you. They are also letting you know that they enjoy your company.
Cats kead their paws when they are happy.
Your cat will pick on your mood and will change their mood based on yours.

Funny Cat Quotes

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
Dean Inge

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.
Pam Brown

A cat is never vulgar.
Carl Van Vechten

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
William Lyon Phelps

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Theophile Gautier

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
Caryl Chessman

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
William S. Burroughs

Kids Cat Jokes

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!

Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!

Super Cute Cat Pics

These are some of the cutest cat pics i have seen!

I Has Money-Cute Kitty

What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs!
What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby!
What do cats like best on a hot day? Mice cream!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
What do cats read in the morning? Mewspapers!
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A duck filled fatty puss!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons? A sour puss!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots!
What do you call a loving cat bite? Cat nip!